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Eric Church - Jack Daniels
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guess every superman has got his kryptonite,
jack daniels kicked my ass again last night

unlovde:

tardis-are-y0u-drunk-again:

fairytalefaker:

Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?

Life goes on, strange isn’t it?

goosebumps

thefaultinmyokays:

so netflix’s april fools prank is an hour long movie of chicken being cooked called Rotisserie Chicken
what a time to be alive  

Best use of the one “fuck” allowed in a PG-13 movie, EVER

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

commitmentphobic:

Most girls idea of romance: a boy unexpectedly giving you flowers when your having a bad day

My idea of romance: a guy with earrings and tattoos calling me “babe” and telling me to get on the back of his Harley