Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?
Life goes on, strange isn’t it?
so netflix’s april fools prank is an hour long movie of chicken being cooked called Rotisserie Chicken
what a time to be alive
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
Most girls idea of romance: a boy unexpectedly giving you flowers when your having a bad day
My idea of romance: a guy with earrings and tattoos calling me “babe” and telling me to get on the back of his Harley